Our Pesky Brains

This was written for my Close to Home column in the Prospect-News, the local weekly in Doniphan, MO.

Technology is brainwashing us! Extensive research indicates we do not multi-task successfully. Performance all around suffers. Before you start squawking that talking on the phone does not affect your driving so surely scrolling through the contact list doesn’t either, realize that the ones who squawk the loudest are the ones who are the worst at multi-tasking.

Only 2% can say, drive and text and do a complicated math problem with no slacking involved. In that 2% performance actually improves. That baffles brain experts so continued research will perhaps discover why it works that way among those 2% and we will all benefit. ( I am puzzled why anyone would want to do a math problem any time)! Now, don’t go hopping in the car to prove you are among that elite group; simulators are used so no life is in danger during the studies.

It has nothing to do with how well we think we drive, or how neat we are when we eat, if we chow down on a burger while cruising thru town, something has to give. It’s a brain thing.

That explains why mowing my yard puts my well-being, or the well-being of my mower, in jeopardy every time I do it. I can either focus on missing the rocks and stumps and other outcroppings and be able to finish the task without interruption, or I can keep an eye out to avoid those pesky poison ivy vines that seem to pop up overnight.

So I am experimenting with a new poison ivy prevention method. It requires washing with soap and water 3 to 4 times in a row within 8 hours after exposure. Blue Dawn dishwashing detergent is the recommended soap and washing must be done with a washrag, being sure to get between all those fingers and exposed toes each time and not forgetting the ears and face- any place the hands touch.

I drove into a vine on a cedar. I will keep you posted.

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About gleefulee

Retired after 33 years of teaching English and French (one year in private school in Memphis, TN and the rest in public school in Doniphan, MO. Enjoying new adventures - all those things I put off for lack of time, energy, now I can try them! Pottery, writing, traveling, camping, kayaking, dancing, listening to some of the best live music ever, and making passionate, lively new friendships. All christened with an appreciation for great red wine! Created and operated KC's on the Current, then sold it and managed it for new owners. Now totally retired and looking for my summers to be full of fun as well! Born and raised in St. Louis, MO near The Hill. Though a transplant to Southeast Missouri, still very much a city gal at the core with a deep love of the natural resources in these Ozark foothills. Currently I am a content contributor for Poplar Bluff Living Magazine and a columnist for our local weekly The Prospect News. My rescue Siamese helps with most of the proofreading; he has a great ear. I relish the solitude easily had in the Mark Twain Forest but thoroughly enjoy lively outings for music, wine, conversation close to home or in my beloved hometown. Technology is my greatest challenge but so worth the shared connections. There may be a need for solitude but there is little loneliness.
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